Dear 2-fivers,
Here's something to cheer you all up! Haha!
(dun scroll down straightaway or else will spoil the fun!!!)
The last line's a killer
A POLISH man moved to the
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well -
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances and asked him the following questions Have you any
grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It's made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have a carport.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations are still in
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have a high fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always wake up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she's white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She's going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I have proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the
shelf in bathroom.
I can read and it says: 'Polish Remover'.
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\saralohy